What was I thinking?

I've been thinking.... ( I know big shocker there) I've decided that the voices in my head need to return to the " Toy Box."
Maybe they should rethink their life a little bit..... I don't know.
But sometimes I feel like this...



Sarah wobbled on the stiletto heels as she moved about the room presenting her new dress. The Goblin King half smiling watched her intently on the throne. His head resting on one hand the other twirling in his hair. Sarah's mammoth dress swished about sending goblins scurrying to avoid the massive skirt.

Sarah sighed and lifted the dress so she would not trip succeeding in only more wobbles.

"Jareth, can I stop spinning? This dress is ridiculous! I could use it as my new house!" Sarah cried.

Jareth grinned, "You look dazzling darling. But I must agree with you it is a bit much. I'd have to swim through it just to kiss your hand." Jareth rose and stepped toward Sarah Cape trailing behind him. " But you see darling this is the latest fashion."

" Fashion my foot! You wouldn't care about fashion if you were the one wearing it!" Sarah pointed accusingly at Jareth.

Jareths blond wispy hair slid in front of his eyes with defeat. A hand quickly shot up to right the escaping strands, " It will be so. if it is what you command, oh Goddess of Whit! " Jareth mockingly bowed deeply.

Sarah rolled her eyes and offered her hand. "Sir would you be so kind to lead me to a popper?"

Jareth brushed aside the huge skirt in a cloud of ruffles then clasped her hand, "Oh yes your highness."

Jareth led her swiftly out of the room. Just after he exited there was a rough tug and a cry from behind.

"Jareth! Help! I'm stuck!" Sarahs skirt was wedged within the door frame preventing her from continuing. Jareth raised his eye brows. He smiled and strolled over to the damsel. He brushed the skirt aside again only to plant a kiss on Sarahs velvet lips.

Sarah raized her hand to slap that grin off his face. Only to no avail, Jareth was gone.

There was a sound from farther down the hall , Jareth leaned against a wall holding back a laughing attack.

Sarah glared, " What was that for?!"

Jareth chuckled, " I may never get the chance to kiss you again, without any major difficulties. Now, would you like me to fetch a popper?"

Sarah rolled her eyes, " Yes, please. So that when I do get out of here I can boot you in the head!!"
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Maybe  it's just me but I feel that my skirt is a little to big for the expecting door.
I have too much poof in my dress.
I have just enough poof but not a big enough door.
Or too many thoughts crammed into one place!
Either way I have too much food on my plate.

Egg Murder

Me and my Friend were sitting in the kitchen this morning. My mother had gotten out two eggs, she wasn't  watching so we kidnapped the eggs and experimented! Baha! These eggs will live our first couple of the day................

Gloria and Dilbert! These to eggs are completely in love !
Gloria has made the first move by slobbering all over Dilbert!
Clearly the perfect match.

The next couple is Eggbert and Steve? Ummmm.... we're going to
skip this one..... Moving  on!

Oh wait... Not ready yet Sue needs her makeup on.....

OK!!! Sue  and Clyde clearly have nothing in common!
But that won't stop Clyde from trying to push Sue off the egg box!

Wait!! what are you doing with our stars!! Nooooooo!!

there they go!!!

Guts spilling face growing cold!!

That's Dross why is it so dross!

Mother! Is that you calling me toward the light! Most move towards
the light!!

That's nasty dude....

At least they died together???

No Not my Bflw! Or (Best friend for a little while)

why do the best b-f-l-w's have to taste so good?!?!

And the culprit my mother!!! and her poster shall read
WANTED: Dead or alive she will murder your b-f-l-w
If seen please DO NOT engage!

Phones!

So this morningI had nothing better to do so I guess I'll just catch up on my blog.
The last few months have been nuts!! I was swimming in boxes!! Our new house is wonderful as all new house should be... My room is a purple color and is the most beautiful room in the whole house!! But yet that is my opinion...alot has happened. JB has gotten  a new phone! NOT fair!!

My favorite sticker/ first sticker collected at the new house!!

My FANTASIC room!!

" Yeah I have a phone....JEALOUS!...."

"And you cant use it!!!...."

"I can make calls....."

"And texts....."

" and it has a built in back scratcher...."

" Oh and Grandpa says,"Hi...."......

.

"Mom! Katies touching my phone!!!"

"Oooo you're in trouble!!"

Ninja!!

This morning I woke up and I was in a good mood. I got up and got dressed and went to get some breakfast. Little did I know that I was to be barricaded into my room. I walk slowly to the door to my doom. My hand reaches toward the door nob and....
I forgot my purse Iwalk back to my bed to get the thing with lack-of-cash syndrome. I dug through it to get the contence out. You would be surprised what i found. After getting the camera out of it i took a couple of pictures and put it back in. Now i was ready...
I walked to the door and reached my hand toward the door nob...
I twisted and pulled.. My arm tugged and tugged.
"Why isn't it  opening??" i thought
I tried again and still nothing. I was stuck until someone came and got me.
I knocked loudly and waited. I jumped up on to my bed watched as the sun rose out side my window.
My heart pumped i could feel my self panicking and i jumped off the bed and pounded on the door harder this time.
I felt like a three year old kicking the door hoping to get out of time out. but when no one came you just cried harder. i told myself not to panic I  would get out of this cage of a bed room. if worst came to worst i would just kick the door down.
i imagined myself kicking the door down and breaking it in half with every one cheering. but I knew that would  not be what would happen. i would kick the door down and get grounded for a month with no door until i could buy a new one.
I looked out the window again and saw a bug climbing on the screen. The screen that is it!!
I opened my window and pushed the screen out. of course I have thedown stairs bed room so I just climbed out. Now I have a new problem how do i get inside. I tried the back door and locked
Garage. locked
Now the front door was open because  My dad had left for work so I just walked in and went to my moms room and complained my door wouldn't open and she laughed that i had to climb out the window.Well I didn't die and i took a shower and i went into my room and forgot that it was broken and I shut the door and the whole thing starts over.

The Backyard

 JD has dicovered a new toy in the backyard and he determined to reach the top...



Will he make it??



Almost there.... WILL HE MAKE IT!!??.....



....no



He gets up ready to cry.....But does he??



NO!! He raises his arms and declares!!

"I will now take on the beast in the garden!!"





That didn't go as planned



This didn't get to our hero!! No... now he breaks into...



A DANCE!!!!



THE END!!

Clay FUN!!!!

Getting new packs of clay in the house makes the imagination levels JUMP TO NEW HEIGHTS!

When this happens... new characters rise from the blobs they use to be. But it isn't always a happy game... some new tools are anded... then most of the characters are Impaled!! WITH TOOTHPICKS!!

That leaves you to wonder, "what is going on?"

That you may never know... but before they are impaled they look something like this!!

The GREEN-A-NATOR... with puppy and pinapple.

And his enemy STICKY!!! With Fishy and Blood...

MUSTACHE MAN!!! With Frog and Banana....

SLURPY!!!!!! With Pickle juice and Tounge. With the inocent Bystanders...

The Gnomes.....

A happy family... Santa... The boyfriend...Red... and the Crazy Mom

The Royal Family...Egore...Miss Pitunia..Bluey... and Puppy

The CREW.....Greeny....and THE MONSTER!!



Hands...

I have decided...
my hand never gets any credit.
It get told around by my brain and the brain gets all the credit.
It's rather selfish if you think about it.
It's like writing this post I think the word and my hand writes it.
And I have decided...
to write and new piece and give all the credit to my hands.
Maybe not all the credit the pencil deserves some too.

CHAPTER 1

I awoke.....