Me and my Friend were sitting in the kitchen this morning. My mother had gotten out two eggs, she wasn't watching so we kidnapped the eggs and experimented! Baha! These eggs will live our first couple of the day................
Gloria and Dilbert! These to eggs are completely in love ! Gloria has made the first move by slobbering all over Dilbert! Clearly the perfect match. |
The next couple is Eggbert and Steve? Ummmm.... we're going to skip this one..... Moving on! |
Oh wait... Not ready yet Sue needs her makeup on..... |
OK!!! Sue and Clyde clearly have nothing in common! But that won't stop Clyde from trying to push Sue off the egg box! |
Wait!! what are you doing with our stars!! Nooooooo!! |
there they go!!! |
Guts spilling face growing cold!! |
That's Dross why is it so dross! |
Mother! Is that you calling me toward the light! Most move towards the light!! |
That's nasty dude.... |
At least they died together??? |
No Not my Bflw! Or (Best friend for a little while) |
why do the best b-f-l-w's have to taste so good?!?! |
And the culprit my mother!!! and her poster shall read WANTED: Dead or alive she will murder your b-f-l-w If seen please DO NOT engage! |