Saturday, November 5, 2011

Egg Murder

Me and my Friend were sitting in the kitchen this morning. My mother had gotten out two eggs, she wasn't  watching so we kidnapped the eggs and experimented! Baha! These eggs will live our first couple of the day................

Gloria and Dilbert! These to eggs are completely in love !
Gloria has made the first move by slobbering all over Dilbert!
Clearly the perfect match.
The next couple is Eggbert and Steve? Ummmm.... we're going to
skip this one..... Moving  on!

Oh wait... Not ready yet Sue needs her makeup on.....

OK!!! Sue  and Clyde clearly have nothing in common!
But that won't stop Clyde from trying to push Sue off the egg box!

Wait!! what are you doing with our stars!! Nooooooo!!

there they go!!!

Guts spilling face growing cold!!

That's Dross why is it so dross!

Mother! Is that you calling me toward the light! Most move towards
the light!!

That's nasty dude....

At least they died together???


No Not my Bflw! Or (Best friend for a little while)

why do the best b-f-l-w's have to taste so good?!?!
And the culprit my mother!!! and her poster shall read
WANTED: Dead or alive she will murder your b-f-l-w
If seen please DO NOT engage!

Saturday, October 15, 2011

Phones!

So this morningI had nothing better to do so I guess I'll just catch up on my blog.
The last few months have been nuts!! I was swimming in boxes!! Our new house is wonderful as all new house should be... My room is a purple color and is the most beautiful room in the whole house!! But yet that is my opinion...alot has happened. JB has gotten  a new phone! NOT fair!!

My favorite sticker/ first sticker collected at the new house!!
My FANTASIC room!!


" Yeah I have a phone....JEALOUS!...."
"And you cant use it!!!...."


"I can make calls....."
"And texts....."

" and it has a built in back scratcher...."

" Oh and Grandpa says,"Hi...."......

.

"Mom! Katies touching my phone!!!"



"Oooo you're in trouble!!"

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Ninja!!

This morning I woke up and I was in a good mood. I got up and got dressed and went to get some breakfast. Little did I know that I was to be barricaded into my room. I walk slowly to the door to my doom. My hand reaches toward the door nob and....
I forgot my purse Iwalk back to my bed to get the thing with lack-of-cash syndrome. I dug through it to get the contence out. You would be surprised what i found. After getting the camera out of it i took a couple of pictures and put it back in. Now i was ready...
I walked to the door and reached my hand toward the door nob...
I twisted and pulled.. My arm tugged and tugged.
"Why isn't it  opening??" i thought
I tried again and still nothing. I was stuck until someone came and got me.
I knocked loudly and waited. I jumped up on to my bed watched as the sun rose out side my window.
My heart pumped i could feel my self panicking and i jumped off the bed and pounded on the door harder this time.
I felt like a three year old kicking the door hoping to get out of time out. but when no one came you just cried harder. i told myself not to panic I  would get out of this cage of a bed room. if worst came to worst i would just kick the door down.
i imagined myself kicking the door down and breaking it in half with every one cheering. but I knew that would  not be what would happen. i would kick the door down and get grounded for a month with no door until i could buy a new one.
I looked out the window again and saw a bug climbing on the screen. The screen that is it!!
I opened my window and pushed the screen out. of course I have thedown stairs bed room so I just climbed out. Now I have a new problem how do i get inside. I tried the back door and locked
Garage. locked
Now the front door was open because  My dad had left for work so I just walked in and went to my moms room and complained my door wouldn't open and she laughed that i had to climb out the window.Well I didn't die and i took a shower and i went into my room and forgot that it was broken and I shut the door and the whole thing starts over.

Thursday, June 30, 2011

The Backyard

 JD has dicovered a new toy in the backyard and he determined to reach the top...


Will he make it??


Almost there.... WILL HE MAKE IT!!??.....

....no





He gets up ready to cry.....But does he??

NO!! He raises his arms and declares!!
"I will now take on the beast in the garden!!"









That didn't go as planned






This didn't get to our hero!! No... now he breaks into...
















A DANCE!!!!

THE END!!

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Clay FUN!!!!

Getting new packs of clay in the house makes the imagination levels JUMP TO NEW HEIGHTS!
When this happens... new characters rise from the blobs they use to be. But it isn't always a happy game... some new tools are anded... then most of the characters are Impaled!! WITH TOOTHPICKS!!
That leaves you to wonder, "what is going on?"
That you may never know... but before they are impaled they look something like this!!













The GREEN-A-NATOR... with puppy and pinapple.
















And his enemy STICKY!!! With Fishy and Blood...















MUSTACHE MAN!!! With Frog and Banana....


SLURPY!!!!!! With Pickle juice and Tounge. With the inocent Bystanders...


The Gnomes.....

A happy family... Santa... The boyfriend...Red... and the Crazy Mom

The Royal Family...Egore...Miss Pitunia..Bluey... and Puppy
















The CREW.....Greeny....and THE MONSTER!!





Wednesday, June 22, 2011

Hands...

I have decided...
my hand never gets any credit.
It get told around by my brain and the brain gets all the credit.
It's rather selfish if you think about it.
It's like writing this post I think the word and my hand writes it.
And I have decided...
to write and new piece and give all the credit to my hands.
Maybe not all the credit the pencil deserves some too.




CHAPTER 1




I awoke.....

Monday, October 25, 2010

Jara

So I was looking through some boxes today after school and I found one of my old stories I thought I would share it :). It was called Jara :) :)



"Never I never thought this day would come!! Zamen anyone but Zamen!! I Jara will not let this happen!" You couldn't see the frustration through my light brown hair as it fell like rain across my face. My speckled face red with fury as a paced across the marble floor my blue dress flying in every direction. "Of all the homeless boys you picked him!" I snarled.
" Jara dear," My mother replied in a soft calmer tone. "You know he lives just a few miles away and they needed an extra room for your father."
" But.... Mom he's a selfish snob!"
"How so??"
"Well,... he stayed with us last summer ,right?"
"Right..."
"And he dined with us correct?"
"Yes"
" Well, I didn't eat or touch my food because he super glued my fork and spoon to the table!!"
" Now Jara you have no proof that was him, and I don't want to hear another word about it he's staying here and that's final!"
I was never more disappointed in my mother. Zamen was the only the only person on my Hate list. My mother got up and flowed out of the room. I gave her a cold look on her way out. Zamen was going to arrive in three days. It was time to start planning. I raced down the hall and stopped at a light blue door . The door creaked open . I took a few steps inside and BOOM!! I was on the floor I looked down at my leg and there was Ding Dong as usual. My adventure companion. Her short legs had the strengh of four dogs. Her jaw is as strong as steel when she bites. But most important of all.... she is a Pig.
Ding dong got her name from ringing the door bell we'd put her outside she'd ring the door bell and keep ringing it until we let her inside.
"It's time Ding Dong." I whispered
After hearing those words shelet go of my leg and gave me an evil grin. Two hours later.
The trap was set I'm all packed it was ready to spring into action. Anytime he lays his head on his pillow cold water would poor down on his face.
Since I would be grounded for life when I get back I'm moving to Dragon Gate forest. That night I climbed out my window to the ground below. Good-bye my once happy home Iwas free. There I went into the forest never to come out again.
A few miles intothe forest there was a sound "schschshchshc." Yellow eyes glowed out of a bush in front of me.
"Hello??" I said cautiously
The sound came again. It finally emergedfrom the bushes. It was black and as it circled me I picked up a rock from the ground. When It stopped ready to strike I threw the rock and landed in the creatures eye. It screamed in pain. It shrank until it was the size of a pebble I took the rock and smashed it. Little mummbles came from the bushes around me. I stood my ground ready for anything and every thing they could throw at me. The rock in my hand began to move. I tossed it to the ground in fright. Four spider legs popped out it turned it's huge eyes watched me. The bushes moved again millions of rocks came out. The first rock clicked communicating to the other rocks. The multitude raised thier legs. The first rock turned to me and touched my shoes like the King of Chamelot dubbing the heros knights. One of the multitude pushed my onto the others and carried me to a rock carved into a chair.
Um, I thought, they are making me thier knight??
After, they carried me the little rocks brought forth a squished black thing, the monster I killed earlier. One rock took a twig and began to write in the dirt:
All hale Queen_________
He rolled a twig toward me. Then wrote:
You kill Black smoke you now our Queen. Write name in blank.
I scribbled something down. Now it said:
All hale Queen of the forest
I guess it's better than beig grounded for life. I achieved greatness now it was time to make myself known...
Onward my Rocks!!!
THE END!!